Old school Easter eggs.
by gran
Monday, 11 June 2012

- Tonight’s WWE RAW Supershow opens up with the normal opening video. We’re live from the XL Center in Hartford, Connecticut as the pyro goes off and Michael Cole welcomes us to RAW. Justin Roberts introduces John Laurinaitis and out he comesto the ring.

Laurinaitis goes to introduce himself to everyone when No Chance hits and out comes Vince McMahon to a big pop from the crowd.

Vince won’t shake his hand because he doesn’t know where it’s been. Vince wants to get right to the job evaluation. Vince asks why he shouldn’t fire Laurinaitis right now. Laurinaitis says two words – people power. He fumbles his words and says he listens to the people, he empowers them and they love him for it. Vince asks the fans if they love Laurinaitis. Laurinaitis sucks up to Vince. A “fire Johnny”chant breaks out in the crowd. Laurinaitis says he and Vince have a lot in common. Laurinaitis says they’re both astute businessmen. Vince brings up the Brock Lesnar situation and Laurinaitis blames it on Triple H. Vince brings up re-signing Big Show to a big contract with a bonus. Vince says Show hasn’t performed well since 1999 and calls him a horrible investment for WWE. Laurinaitis says this is a new Big Show. Laurinaitis goes on and Vince insults him. The music of Sheamus hits and out comes the World Heavyweight Champion.

Sheamus says he felt it was his duty to come out here. Sheamus says Laurinaitis was right, he’s a friend. He’s such a good friend that he will fire you half-a-million dollars and hold a personal vendetta because you bump into him. Vince says “Fire Johnny” is now trending worldwide on Twitter. The crowd pops for Vince. Sheamus calls Laurinaitis the worse General Manager in WWE history. Sheamus asks Vince to kick Laurinaitis out on his ass. Laurinaitis says Sheamus does not represent the locker room. Laurinaitis is going to the back to find an opponent that will make Sheamus sorry. He storms off but Vince stop him. Vince says it better be a good opponent. Vince says every match tonight better be impressive. If not, then at the end of the night, Laurinaitis will hear these two famous words: “YOU’RE FIRED!” Laurinaitis leaves the ring as No Chance plays again. Vince takes a seat on Ace’s scooter and rides it up the ramp as the crowd pops and Sheamus looks on. Vince rides the scooter to the top of the stage and runs it off the stage. Vince strolls off to the back as we go to commercial.

Non-title: (c)Sheamus vs. Tensai
Sheamus comes off the top rope but Tensai catches him and powerbombs him for a close 2 count. Tensai with headbutts to the face. More back and forth. Tensai turns around to a big Brogue Kick from Sheamus for the win.
Winner: Sheamus


- Vince McMahon is backstage with Teddy Long and John Laurinaitis. Vince says that’s strike one against Ace for tonight. Vince asks who’s going to face Sheamus for the World Title. Vickie Guerrero walks in and suggests Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger for a three-way against Sheamus. Laurinaitis says he has a better idea but wants to know what Teddy thinks. Teddy brings up Ziggler, Swagger, The Great Khali and Christian.

Punk walks to the ring and says AJ is pretty cool. He says she is way out of Bryan’s league and inside the ring, Bryan isn’t even close to Punk’s league. Punk says AJ is crazy but he digs crazy chicks. Punk says regardless of who he has to beat, he’s walking out WWE Champion on Sunday. Bryan says he used to respect Punk but he has changed. Bryan says Punk is the biggest sellout in WWE. Punk says he spoke his mind last summer but he has not changed one bit. Punk says he achieved success on his own terms but can’t say the same thing for Bryan. Punk runs down Bryan and calls him names. Punk goes on until Kane’s music hits and out he comes.


Kane comes out and talks about some of the crazy things he’s done over the years. Kane says his pipebombs are actual pipebombs and that’s why he will leave No Way Out with the WWE Title. AJ comes down in a CM Punk t-shirt and wants them to stop arguing. AJ says she looked into Kane’s eyes last week and she saw that he actually had a heart. AJ admits she hasn’t gotten over Bryan, her first true love. She looks at Punk and smiles now. She says he is the coolest guy she’s ever known in her entire life. AJ says she knows the best man will win on Sunday. Laurinaitis appears on the big screen and says we’re going to have a first. He announces Bryan and Kane vs. Punk and AJ for tonight. AJ looks worried as she talks it over with Punk.
Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match: Christian vs. The Great Khali vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Jack Swagger
The winner of this one will face World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus at No Way Out. Christian climbs to the top but Dolph runs up. Christian knocks him back to the mat. Christian comes down but Ziggler moves. Ziggler hits Zig Zag for the win and the #1 contendership to face Sheamus at No Way Out.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler

- Ziggler backs up the ramp talking it’s about damn time. He turns around to Sheamus. They have words and Sheamus raises the World Title in Dolph’s face.

- Natalya is backstage with Vince McMahon. Natalya is talking about how the match Bret Hart had with Vince at WrestleMania was important to the Harts. She wants to do the whole Harts family thing again. Vince promises to talk about it more with her later. Vince walks off but is stopped by Cameron and Naomi dancing. They want Vince to undo Ace’s ban on Brodus Clay from being on RAW. He won’t but they heard Vince can get funky. Vince says somebody call his momma. The music hits and Vince dances with the Funkettes. They end it and Vince turns around to Zack Ryder standing there shocked. Vince says “Woo, Woo, Woo you know it” and walks off.

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